[ sexy time! ] ..for your brain!

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After many months of hard-work, blood, sweat, and beers and a WHOLE lot of my favourite past time (PROCRASTINATING), my 2007 year in review is finally complete!. My 2nd annual year in review in photos is here for all to be amazed by, so get your snacks and whatever else you do when you're bored and are reduced to reading this.

OH 2007, you were certainly memorable, for reasons that I can't remember now. But we had our moments, our ups and downs, and our zig-zags and loop-d-loops. OH and also this wavy lines that look like stink lines. ANYWAYS, where was I?. Yes, I present to you 2007: The Year before 2008!. *Claps* *Applause*....and some drunk swearing.

JANUARY:

Let's face it, you were sexy! You brought it. You certainly did. My memory sucks. And just a little forewarning for the select few who are reading this, I'm pretty much gonna describe every month as sexy or fugs. But I can't really lie, January is one hawt Tamale who just won the wet t-shirt contest and is on the cusp of being some pop starlet's back up dancer.


***So i finally fixed my computer and now I am able to upload le photos, I wasn't supposed to post anything yet, but I see my fault has caused some early buzz. And by early buzz, I really man "wtf's" from the best people in the whole wide world. ***

So yeah, I have no photos from January 2007. How pathetic is that? A whole 31 days of photo ops and I can't scrounge up 1 fricking photo or memory. All I really rmb is spending new years at Sarah's and wearing some pointy green shiny hat that made me look like the biggest jackass this side of North America, and the loads of guest who failed to tell me my appearance was less than stellar. Well here's a big ___________, to those bitches who kept their mouths shut. I prefer brutal honesty over looking less than perfection you ninnys!. 


 

I decided that a picture of britney, when she actually looked good, or atleast when she was still paying her photoshop ppl, would be most appropriate. Just like Jan.2007, decent britney who rocked our world seems so long, long ago. God, what a Hot Mess! 

<LJ-CUT TEXT="Shall we dance,Kiddies?">
February:

I went on a leadership retreat that was offered by my school. I usually don't participate in such social events that involve a multitude of various strangers, but who in their right mind would refuse free food and lodging for 3 days?. The inner asian in me (and outside of me I guess, LOL) could not pass up such an opportunity. It was up in Geneva Park and it snowed like silly!.


This is me and Allison and another, freezing our asses off, all in the name of free food. Coincidentally, I ended up working for the dept. that held this retreat. Thank the heavens I was able to fake composure and intelligence, or else that interview would have been over before it even began. Sometimes I swear, I'm just flat out crafty!.

March:

St. Patty's Day. It was cold and the 3 or 4 bottles of beer did nothing to warm me up. I also rmb this as the same day I went to a random dragon boat racing practice, b/c my body, and in particular, the junk in my trunk was sore for several days following. Anyways, here's to green beer!. 


 

I don't know what Hayley's face is doing, but I'm willing to bet my life savings and grandmother she doesn't have a clue either. Wait, I totally take that back, I would never bet my life savings. How silly of me!.

April:

Once again, end of school year (le 3rd one), and miles away from graduation. I spent most of my time still @ school with my home girls Tatz and Sam. I also met some of my favourite characters from degrassi (only the most popular Canadian show amongst tweens...and Keith). As if you all don't already know, meeting these fine actors has helped me complete one of my life goals. Here's to Degrassi, and your effed up storylines that include everything a teenager dreams of : stds, young preggers, horribly written scripts and a cast full of future where are they now actors. 



May:

Lourdes came back! She was away for a whole year in Jolly Old England and I was super sad, not to mention dispicably frothing at the mouth with jealousy! And now she is in Ireland (chasing and capturing Leprechauns no doubt), but you'll have to wait until next year to hear how jealous I am of her now. Or did I just do that? hmmm.


 

Anywhorsies!, You know I lurve my brits and especially my royals!. Is it too much to ask for just 1 meeting with the fricking Queen! I really would like to discuss some issues with her such as where exactly my quarters will be in the palace, how I can only sleep on pima cotton sheets with a thread count of no less than 1000 and how I better not find any of those cubic zorconia's on my crown or it will just get ugly. (That's right Camilla Bowles, if you want bump, I'll bump!) .You know I only be sporting the real stuff...and chinchilla coats, all year round.( Eat me, PETA!, when I finally marry into my fortunes, I will wear anyone and anything my ridiculous and arrogant heart desires!.)

 

Additionally,here is a pic of me Sarah, Tara and I in Kingston celebrating the May 2-4. Like all human beings who have been able to identify themselves as one with the cool crowd, we were hanging out by A&P, after purchasing some very questionable and soggy sushi. Pre made sushi from a 24 hour grocery store bad? Who would have thought!.

 

Omg, nothing makes me more irritated than fake brick!. I don't know why, but when ppl invent gems like this, I go crazy with how annoying this is. Just staring at this photo makes my eyes itch.



Okay last may photo: Crazy Christine. Nothing says you're grown now than buying a Dora Pinatta and whacking it to the bitter end. If Christine's crazy face is any indication of her future personality, I just know we'll be friends for a long, long time.

June:

Hmm, Do I want to say Unionville Festival took place this weekend? ..Meh. Unionville Main St. is this super ridiculously, almost unnecessary, pretty street in Markham. I went by the other day and just thought of the select few who go there to purchase all of the over-priced, yet undeniably sweet things on this street because they have nothing to do but throw money away like lint off of a sweater. Anyways, Jake's, a bar on this street, is always good times cause of the friends and fights that occured (not involving me of course, you know I only watch ppl throw down from the sidelines). Intoxication probably played a role in the fun festivities. But I like to think my infectious personality and stunning good looks was the biggest facilitator in everyone's awesome time.  



A clear example of my "stunning good looks", unfortunately my infectious personality cannot be conveyed through images, but do I really need to prove anything? LOL. 

*I have decided to cut my annual review into two postings, due to the long and extended rants / memories / literay stylings of a modern day genius * If you have any issues or problems with this, please take it up with administration or my personal assistant, Rosa. Yes, the assistant that does not exist, PERCISELY*


Next Post: July - December 2007

Expect: Blonde Asian, Cuba Trip, Bar Crawl, Christmas ie. Santa's day to shine, and guest appearance by Ange and Aleya.