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2007 Year in Review : Part 2

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:44:07 GMT

Thanks for sticking around =) MUahahahahahhahaahahahaha.
I knew you'd come back, SUCKER!

JULY

This is probably one of my favourite months of the year for several reasons. The weather is awesome, no school, most likely working and getting some cash. But one event which I absolutely do not like from July is celebrating my b-day. Over the years I have developed a great dislike and repulsion against getting older.In fact I have already pre-booked several botox treatments for my 25th birthday (nothing screams youth more than toilet plunger lips!), which I have immediately retitled my 21st and have decided to somehow force everyone to recognize my official age as so. Additionally, I've also booked a bouncy castle, cotton candy machine, adult sized cowboy uniforms and the cast of Sharon, Lois and Bram for the big 2-5 / big 2-1. Anywhorsies, I do not have b-day pics from last year. I do though, have some fun camping ones from Bass Lake.

This bug be "rockin' chinchilla coats"...if I let you go?. haha. There's something about writing in beyonce's song lyrics into my journal posts that just makes me feel extremely intelligent.

Trying to mimic ghosts is something we all secretly aspire to do. DON'T LIE!.

August

Shit, I think we camped in August. Well, here is a photo of me and Tara at the local sushi place. My roots are growing in bahaha. Sushi = gimme more until my belt breaks and my ass explodes (just trying to paing a pretty picture) . I am craving some now. And there is none to be found within arms length! ARGH! why do bad things happen to good people!

As you can also see from this pic, I decided to be a strking blonde. MAN, I was a bombshell! Hmmmmm, saying that outloud made me barf a little, thankfully I have no desire to get off my seat and am also not opposed to the taste of small amounts of puke.

September

Changed hurr colour, but couldn't go back to black just yet b/c I wanted to still somewhat resemble myself in my passport photo. School started and it was all fun and games until I got to my first lecture and found out I was already a chapter behind. "But i JUST started!" is all I kept thinking for the following 3 hours.

Looking so hipster/gangstaaaah! with that bandana. At that point my scalp had been subjected to variety of bleaches and hair dyes causing a portion of my forehead to redden in pain. Sexy?

October

Habana, Cuba!. Was simply just awesome. It had been years since I was last on a plane, and being in a new environment was just something I really wanted to do. Travelling is definitely something I want to do more of.

These trees were apparently shipped over from India many years ago and each tree had like thousands of roots which I thought was pretty cool. Fatty in the pink is my sister. (She would totally strangle me with that eye sore of a purse if she ever read this, bahahaha ,no seriously)

John Lennon and I.Yeah, we go way back. I tell him small anecdotes of my super amazing life so far, he responds by givig me this stone cold stare. Those are actually real glasses that come on and off. They pay someone to take them on and off because they get stolen so often. Talk about a sweet ass job!.

I took this pic and it came out really artsy, in my opinion atleast. The colours of the wall are kinda cool. This also reminds me that if I were ever to travel with my sister again, I would have to demand that she be pushed around in a locamotive on wheels such as a shopping cart or wheelbarrow. Granted the roads were cobbly and her shoes were not best choice, her pace is still on par with snails or approximately .000001 km/h....on a good day.

November

Mid-terms make me go crazy. What should do you do when you have 4 mid-terms coming up sprinkled with assignments, essays and presentations? You better work..it!. I find that mini photoshoots reminicent of ANTM help to alleviate the pressure that is being screwed from school. Enjoy my glamour shots ahahah.

December

AHhhhh the traditional downtown crepe visit!. I think the # 1 reason why I enjoy the company of the A-team (aleya and ange) is that at any given moment they will breakdown into some sort of dance routine. Often times I find myself wondering if they practice this behind my back because their sequences are so in sync. If it were a perfect world, I would be a their father who would force them into child pageants and score big during the talent portion. And like any pageant parent, I would use scare tactics and reverse psychology into making them believe this is truly what they were destined to do. awwwwwwwwww!. GO ME!.

"DO NOT WALK" - just don't. I totally agree sign, walking is such a hassle. Legs were meant for kicking ass not as a means for tranportation!.

And now, for my most valued photo of 2007. It is photos like these that make me truly believe that being in the right place at the right time can sometimes get you what you want. I've mentioned the subject of this briefly before, but now I present it to you in all it's glory. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, "LE BARF"!

Location: The Green Room Upstairs Bathroom
Contributor: I'm guessing a man since it was in the men's bathroom, but I'm still waiting for the lab results for a true confirmation.

And this concludes my 2007 photo review post.

ps. I promise next year's descriptions will be short and swee...you know what, let's cross that bridge when we get to it.

IT'S FINALLY HERE. 2007 YEAR IN REVIEW!. (Part 1)

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:08:50 GMT

After many months of hard-work, blood, sweat, and beers and a WHOLE lot of my favourite past time (PROCRASTINATING), my 2007 year in review is finally complete!. My 2nd annual year in review in photos is here for all to be amazed by, so get your snacks and whatever else you do when you're bored and are reduced to reading this.

OH 2007, you were certainly memorable, for reasons that I can't remember now. But we had our moments, our ups and downs, and our zig-zags and loop-d-loops. OH and also this wavy lines that look like stink lines. ANYWAYS, where was I?. Yes, I present to you 2007: The Year before 2008!. *Claps* *Applause*....and some drunk swearing.

JANUARY:

Let's face it, you were sexy! You brought it. You certainly did. My memory sucks. And just a little forewarning for the select few who are reading this, I'm pretty much gonna describe every month as sexy or fugs. But I can't really lie, January is one hawt Tamale who just won the wet t-shirt contest and is on the cusp of being some pop starlet's back up dancer.

***So i finally fixed my computer and now I am able to upload le photos, I wasn't supposed to post anything yet, but I see my fault has caused some early buzz. And by early buzz, I really man "wtf's" from the best people in the whole wide world. ***

So yeah, I have no photos from January 2007. How pathetic is that? A whole 31 days of photo ops and I can't scrounge up 1 fricking photo or memory. All I really rmb is spending new years at Sarah's and wearing some pointy green shiny hat that made me look like the biggest jackass this side of North America, and the loads of guest who failed to tell me my appearance was less than stellar. Well here's a big ___________, to those bitches who kept their mouths shut. I prefer brutal honesty over looking less than perfection you ninnys!.

I decided that a picture of britney, when she actually looked good, or atleast when she was still paying her photoshop ppl, would be most appropriate. Just like Jan.2007, decent britney who rocked our world seems so long, long ago. God, what a Hot Mess!

<LJ-CUT TEXT="Shall we dance,Kiddies?">
February:

I went on a leadership retreat that was offered by my school. I usually don't participate in such social events that involve a multitude of various strangers, but who in their right mind would refuse free food and lodging for 3 days?. The inner asian in me (and outside of me I guess, LOL) could not pass up such an opportunity. It was up in Geneva Park and it snowed like silly!.

This is me and Allison and another, freezing our asses off, all in the name of free food. Coincidentally, I ended up working for the dept. that held this retreat. Thank the heavens I was able to fake composure and intelligence, or else that interview would have been over before it even began. Sometimes I swear, I'm just flat out crafty!.

March:

St. Patty's Day. It was cold and the 3 or 4 bottles of beer did nothing to warm me up. I also rmb this as the same day I went to a random dragon boat racing practice, b/c my body, and in particular, the junk in my trunk was sore for several days following. Anyways, here's to green beer!.

I don't know what Hayley's face is doing, but I'm willing to bet my life savings and grandmother she doesn't have a clue either. Wait, I totally take that back, I would never bet my life savings. How silly of me!.

April:

Once again, end of school year (le 3rd one), and miles away from graduation. I spent most of my time still @ school with my home girls Tatz and Sam. I also met some of my favourite characters from degrassi (only the most popular Canadian show amongst tweens...and Keith). As if you all don't already know, meeting these fine actors has helped me complete one of my life goals. Here's to Degrassi, and your effed up storylines that include everything a teenager dreams of : stds, young preggers, horribly written scripts and a cast full of future where are they now actors.

May:

Lourdes came back! She was away for a whole year in Jolly Old England and I was super sad, not to mention dispicably frothing at the mouth with jealousy! And now she is in Ireland (chasing and capturing Leprechauns no doubt), but you'll have to wait until next year to hear how jealous I am of her now. Or did I just do that? hmmm.

Anywhorsies!, You know I lurve my brits and especially my royals!. Is it too much to ask for just 1 meeting with the fricking Queen! I really would like to discuss some issues with her such as where exactly my quarters will be in the palace, how I can only sleep on pima cotton sheets with a thread count of no less than 1000 and how I better not find any of those cubic zorconia's on my crown or it will just get ugly. (That's right Camilla Bowles, if you want bump, I'll bump!) .You know I only be sporting the real stuff...and chinchilla coats, all year round.( Eat me, PETA!, when I finally marry into my fortunes, I will wear anyone and anything my ridiculous and arrogant heart desires!.)

Additionally,here is a pic of me Sarah, Tara and I in Kingston celebrating the May 2-4. Like all human beings who have been able to identify themselves as one with the cool crowd, we were hanging out by A&P, after purchasing some very questionable and soggy sushi. Pre made sushi from a 24 hour grocery store bad? Who would have thought!.

Omg, nothing makes me more irritated than fake brick!. I don't know why, but when ppl invent gems like this, I go crazy with how annoying this is. Just staring at this photo makes my eyes itch.

Okay last may photo: Crazy Christine. Nothing says you're grown now than buying a Dora Pinatta and whacking it to the bitter end. If Christine's crazy face is any indication of her future personality, I just know we'll be friends for a long, long time.

June:

Hmm, Do I want to say Unionville Festival took place this weekend? ..Meh. Unionville Main St. is this super ridiculously, almost unnecessary, pretty street in Markham. I went by the other day and just thought of the select few who go there to purchase all of the over-priced, yet undeniably sweet things on this street because they have nothing to do but throw money away like lint off of a sweater. Anyways, Jake's, a bar on this street, is always good times cause of the friends and fights that occured (not involving me of course, you know I only watch ppl throw down from the sidelines). Intoxication probably played a role in the fun festivities. But I like to think my infectious personality and stunning good looks was the biggest facilitator in everyone's awesome time.

A clear example of my "stunning good looks", unfortunately my infectious personality cannot be conveyed through images, but do I really need to prove anything? LOL.

*I have decided to cut my annual review into two postings, due to the long and extended rants / memories / literay stylings of a modern day genius * If you have any issues or problems with this, please take it up with administration or my personal assistant, Rosa. Yes, the assistant that does not exist, PERCISELY*

Next Post: July - December 2007

Expect: Blonde Asian, Cuba Trip, Bar Crawl, Christmas ie. Santa's day to shine, and guest appearance by Ange and Aleya.

Beginning of the Summer 2008!

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:52:14 GMT

Hey y'all.

So it's been a disgustingly long time since I've made a journal entry. Despite the last post being April 2008, it's really from the summer b/c I haven't been on vicodin since last august. LIES! I don't even know what Vicodin looks like, well it probably looks like a pill. ...oh fuck off!. I still wouldn't be able to pick it out of a line of pills. and that's the fucking point.! haha. I don't mean to swear. I was planning on saving that for the end of the post, you know like "have a mother fucking great day, bitch-cakes! TA-TA!". But I guess I'll just shower y'all with my classy vocab now. yes...all 2? of you that read this. and 2 is being extremely generous ...and includes myself LOL.

Okay, so I was contemplating on whether I should just scrap this LJ and start off with a new one on another blogger site (wordpress, typepad). Sort of like a new beginnings for me. I was thinking of doing this b/c every year I start off with ambitions to have a great summer, and last year was a little bit of a bomb. I blame summer school. School and summer just don't mix! Like me and showers. It's just not who i am! Which reminds me that I still need to do a picture post for 2007. Meh it's only April.

Fergalicious!, where the hell was I?. So yes, I don't really want to get into describing any summer plans for 2 main reasons:

1) I don't have any ...yet
2) I feel like I would be jinxing them haha.

But what I can tell you is that I'll be working at my work study full time for the summer. So that pretty much takes a big chunk out of it. But I'm also looking for an outdoor job for the weekends. Yes, I'll be one fricking working machine. I've also been nominated for planning the camping trip this year for the annual camping trip. Which, quite frankly I don't mind, but will suck for the others. As long as I'm not lying down trying to pull off my shorts to take a shadoobee, everything should run smoothly. *crosses fingers, toes and legs*

Okay, so this may be my last post as mr_bo_jiggles. It's been a riot.

i'll probably be back.

oh also check out vampire weekend, alyers recommended it. I keep on calling it vampire makeover though.

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:00:14 GMT

- 2 more hours of sitting here, giving directions, breaking hearts, you know the ususal
- 1 more day til tree top trekking
- couple more weeks til my re-scheduled exam
- couple more weeks and 1 day til school starts...again
- last days of this Summer Of Suckage

...do you ever get that feeling of slight anxiety, not the good kind when you're anticipating something good to happen, but the kind where you know some form of poop is gonna hit the ceiling fan and life all of a sudden turns into slow motion and you see it all happening. The bits and morsels breaking into smaller pieces and eventually landing on the world that is your face, and yet you still don't have the quick enough reaction to yell out "oooooh SHITTTT!"..or even a simple little "nooooo". Well that's the feeling i'm getting, and there is no reason I can think of right now that would even support such a moment to occur in the near future.

And I hate it because you starting thinking about it and you wonder if you're just sub-consciously making yourself think and do things which make that feeling into a reality.

where's my vicodin?!?

things are coming up KEITH HOUSE!

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:21:08 GMT

okay...this may sounds disgusting superstitious of me, but I have a feeling that things are starting to get better based on two scientifically proven facts and reasons:

1) Venus Williams just got into the semis for Wimbledon, last time she was playing this good at the mother of grand slam events (2 years ago) my life was pretty good.

2) Yesterday @ work, I won solitaire like twice....THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!

so there you are folks, you better watch out, cause i'm going to run you all over with my good luck!

piece.

not that's just out right shitty....

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:23:04 GMT

.. Getting stressed from trying not to stress yourself out.

go figure.

It seems like whatever I do or try to prevent myself from feeling overwhelmed and taken advantage of by life only reminds me of everything that's causing that feeling. I feel like going to "Promises" with lindsay lohan at times. hahaha. and then maybe i'll leave with an iPhone and life will all be better.

So i'm just going to do a breakdown of everything right now, cause I can't seem to be be coherent these days.

Work: Although I only work like max 20 hours a week, it still stresses me out for some reason. If it's not the multiple hour of boredom, than it's the stress of waking up on time, or the 45 min commute, or the fact that I don't really know what i'm doing sometimes cause I'm barely in the office. I sort of miss timmy's cause I never ever really took it too seriously all the time, and time just went by faster. Boo urns for my lack of finding a really cool summer job this year.

School: UGH B's ...I seem to be just getting B's from Atkinson all the time, no matter how hard or how much i don't care..i keep on getting that stupid letter grade. I also haven't signed up for all my classes and I once again have that feeling of switching majors. Well, now it's DEFFO too late to switch. I'm thinking of just doing the non-honours program and just starting with something else brand new.

Health: Well i can't complain, except for the fact that I've been tired ALL the time and everytime I sit down to do some homework, I resort to having a nap. BUT THE NAPS FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD. Like just thinking about it makes me happy LOL.

Friends/Family: Up and down. pfffffffffffffft!

I feel a little better now..kind of.

Easter Treat.

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:09:32 GMT

so aside from slaving over an essay this past easter weekend, i also found time to have a little photoshoot with my beloved chico, who frankly smells gorgeous, any by gorgeous i mean pee. hahaha.

this is dedicated to chico, in hopes of him not coming back in another life and planning revenge. yeah i've thought this one out.

okay, back to studying.....dang it.

ps. i am in some need of teeth whitener.....i've been drinking buckets of tea lately...and i'm sure that's done nothing but made my pearly yellows shine their yellowest.

changes.

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:52:50 GMT

....and even if it was all lies, i'd wrap it up and call it mine.

FRANT-TAS-TIC!

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:42:37 GMT

oh why must I insist on making up words for the subject line? So anyways, I'm feeling really anxious lately for no real reason. okay, well there is a reason and it's really sad, I have to be at school tomorrow at 10. It's 2:30am right now..and i can't fall asleep, I have to do some paper work still, but I can't focus and my fingers are really cold. Wow, I figured I'd type the hell out with them and warm them up or tire them out. So yeah, I'm on a really bad sleeping schedule right now. And the only semblance of a pattern i can give you is that i fall asleep around 3am - 4am...and then wake up at 10 -11...go back to bed and then wake up at 1. Now this sounds like I get normal amounts of sleep. But I guess the problem would then be meing procrastinating til 3-4 am and not getting anything done. and then waking up at 1 which leads to breakfast, getting ready, walking to the station, 45 min ride and scurrying to class. I don't know...it should all make sense, time wise but it doesn't?. Anyhoots, I wish i had a normal schedule cause i think it's making me age faster and leading me to be inoperable.

Okay, now i've completely forgotten the point of this post. oh yeah, there's a rally downtown about lowering tuition fees, i've never been to a rally, or participated in one...on purpose..mind you..seeing one or going through one don't really count. It's on feb.7th at 11am at U of T or queen's park...hmm should really check up on that. Was wondering if anyone would like to come with me since i've read that york is giving "amnesty" to go. Which i'm guessing means cancelling classes? Not too sure. Okay clearly with my lack of confidence with these sketchy details, one would only want and beg to go. It is cold though and that is a major factor. Like if tuition fees do eventually go up, then i'll just be mad over freeezing my ass outside for nothing. Not to mention the bills i'll be dropping just to get down there..and by bills i mean one...one 5 dollar bill and 50 cents..you know what I lied I'll be dropping coins cause the TTC won't give you back change, and far be it for me to contribute anymore money to the money-guzzling transportation system. Don't they know who i am? They should PAY ME to go on their stinky, dirty, usually crammed, either too hot or too cold busses! But anyways, back to my point, was wondering if anyone who reads this would be willing to go. If so , then i'm in LOL. yeah that's how it works, i ain't going to no damn rally by myself. I'd rather hold a minute of silence...but I don't really think that applies here..or works the same way. Anyways, it's about lowering tuition fees or atleast keeping them at the same rates. It's like they don't want me to finish university by constantly increasing the prices, not that I pay for it, well i will in the future. But hot-diggity! y'all...hot-diggity!.

piece.

-keith-

2006: A PHOTO RENDITION

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:26:35 GMT

Well due to my past empty promises (not that someone out there legitimately cares) (well i do, but i'm a little biased b/c i love me) and my procrastination to catch up on some school reading I have finally decided to do the deed and do a photo recount of the year that was 2006:

JANUARY: This month was kind of lame-o, as I mentioned before, Jan and Feb, seem to be really uneventful. So I'll have to semi cheat and do New Years which is sort of okay b/c it's on the boundary line of the new year. January 06', nothing spectac occured, but then again nothing horrible went down so I guess it's good to be alive, kickin' and healthy. Not to forget, disgustingly good-looking =). J/K. well,not really, let's just face it. So went to Windsy for New Years a.k.a Sarah's digs and went to the casino. I think I lost like $13 that i'll probably never get back from that establishment. But the rest was pretty fun.

FEBRUARY: Ange's B-day (good eats), winterlicious (expensive good eats), reading week: I think i spent it reading, and throw in a couple of mid-terms in there and voila!, February 2006.

MARCH: ummm, wow march can be pretty un-evenful too, LOL, this re-cap is sort of depressing now. Wait!, a couple things happened that made my life less stressful and exciting: dance party/throw-up ordeal. School was still in session and a lot of ppl's b-diddies (unfortunately not celebrated to the max b/c they were far away). So I distinctly rmb burning some bite size tacos, I cook a damn fine meal!.

APRIL: HRMMM, Finals (wow school really takes away a lot of my time), scrambling to find a job. Boo April can be a dingy also. Just for future reference, i'm going to amalgamate Jan-April into 1 next year, assuming I'll be doing this next year too, who am i Kidding?, I will. I just remembered all my chantelle sleepovers cause i liked not being home LOL. And this one time we were watching "Requiem For a Dream" and we didn't realize the infomercial was just the beginning and options so we watched it like 5 times waiting for the movie to start. ps. Chantelle, if you're reading this, where are you?

MAY: I rmb this month, b/c I did completely nothing, it was like a month of doing nothing. An appropriate picture would be of me doing nothing, i'm sure I have several lying around. Wait. I rmb a b-day and army gear. And also Lourdes' and Lisa's Library Party LOL. You know I've ruined your b-day when:

JUNE: OMG! Rmb when I started getting those amazing jobs. Chopper and Telemarketer, clearly the dream jobs of every university student out there, I also rmb drinking on a hill. I'll post a photo of that since a picture of me crying while chopping up vegetables wouldn't be as memorable or pleasant, for anyone.

JULY: CAMPING!, was the highlight of the month, and my 20th birthday, but since I never do anything fancy for my b-day that will be shoved aside and repressed along with all my other childhood memories haha.

AUGUST: BOATS!, Philly's and Steph's birthday cruises were pretty sweet since I fell in love with looking at boats around this time. Started the bookstore temp job, which was the most legit job of the summer. remembering loving summer mornings riding on the bus and listening to sufjan stevens and just looking outside.

SEPTEMBER: The starring lasted for a while and I eventually took some pics around keele campus. When it's summer and empty I enjoy it the most, unfortunately it's busy and cold for most of the year.

OCTOBER: HALLOWEEN! lame costume this year but good times all around. This was also killer mid-term month.

NOVEMBER: this month is a dud too. LOL. Although I rmb listening to Christmas songs already. I was proably the most focused on school at around this time, trying to bump my d's to some b's. B's y'all, that's what i'm talking about.ummm..look.FIREWORKS!...pretty..

DECEMBER: Christmas blah blah blah and new years again, very recent, oh and ange's gospel choir concert a.k.a my bit of culture for the month.

Overall, 2006, was a year for change and new experiences, not the ones I had intended, but needed I suppose. I hope everyone has a good 2007, clearly it should include a bit of me in it if you really want it to be. Who else would fill that void that can only be satisfied by that vein and bitterly funny friend? HARR!. shut up, you love me.

Winter Semester and stuff

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:30:35 GMT

So it's been a while since my last post, and i like to state the obvious. I didn't do an annual photo post for 2006. It is "in the works" I suppose, when I think about it though, January and February are very uneventful months for me (birthdays aside). I'm guessing it's b/c it's the beginning of a new school semester and that my yearly annual life cycle dedicates certain months for my "down time". Which brings me to this recent realization that I love just bumming around home and reading and relaxing. Although I technically get very little accomplished and participate in very little social activites, I still feel good about it. I think it's b/c I've been a little stressed lately. But that should all go away. I once more worked temporarily at the bookstore these past 2 weeks, I would have days where I would work from like 9-4 and then have class from 4-10 or 7-10 and be physically drained at the end of the day. I finally bought most of my books for my new classes, 300 dollars down the drain. I've nothing left to do but read them, I'm already behind, but that's normal.

Sarah introduced me to a couple of songs by a band called "The Editors". I'm listening to it right now and it's making me feel like I'm in a rush and I sort of enjoy it. Check them out.

In one of my classes, the prof took a video of us saying our names so that he could rmb us, it's a small class. And although I should've been a little worried about this unusual practice (in university classes, anyways), the first thing I blurted out was "DO I LOOK OKAY?!". I probably look like a big poon in it, as I have this problem of coming of as a jerk when I'm trying to be serious with strangers. MEH.

Saw the movie "Thank-you for not smoking" yesterday with Chris, it's not one of my favourites, but it was interesting. That creepy little kid who plays the hannibal movies was in it. yeah..

Had this chat yesterday with some ppl from work, everything was going normally i suppose, the content of the convo was nothing heavy or odd, until someone asked "what's a good way to help constipation?". At first I thought it was a joke, but surprisingly no one broke and most answered the question with advice and such. AND NO, i did not ask the question.

wow such mindless banter for this one.

ENJOY!.

RELIEVED AND HAPPY

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 23:21:26 GMT

ALRIGHHHHTTTTTTTTT! Exams are officially overrrr for me. I think I did fairly well. But my standards have been falling every year, so you can just imagaine what "fairly well" really means LOL. So i'm finally somewhat happy about christmas coming, I was pretty grouchy and bitter for the last 2 weeks about exams. At one point it hit me when I was with a study group 1 hour before my ADMS 1010 exam and I was laughing for no reason at all. Yesterday was my final exam, and today i cleaned up the house, and realized that I am 50% of the contribution that makes my place a sty. But I martha stewarded up this place and put up the tree, as from the following photos you'll be able to see how artsy fartsy I can get:

ALMOST FINISHED......WAIT FOR IT.....

BAM! TAKE THAT CHRISTMAS!....work of art if I do say so myself.

WHO WANTS ME TO HELP DECORATE THEIR TREE?!..I'M A NATURAL..I SWEAR!.

well that's it for now, stay tuned for a possible year end review photo post.

keith

eat my shorts york!

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:25:33 GMT

It seems that York has posted my mark for my stats assignment....the same assignement that I never got back......the same assignment they accused me of never handing in......and yet there's a mark for this "non-existent" assignment. That my friends, is York for you.

un autre post!?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:39:35 GMT

So today, I met up with some ppl from my 1010 class, and we started talking about post graduate studies and various places in Ontario where you can obtain you MBA. And this guy from our little study group quoted his prof from college and he said "you only get your MBA so you can hold your head up in conversations", and I found that to be really funny. Witty? yes. Fat headed? very much so. And despite my unwillingness to even think about more school after graduating, and also my set belief that it's not so much where you graduate from but what you actually do with your life on after, I was sort of convinced of actually getting a MBA. Will it help me "keep my head up in conversations"? I doubt it. "Do I know exactly what it is and what I need to get it?" not really. "Do I want it more that I ever have?". Yes.

Funny, how views and outlooks seem different from one day to the next, in my life atleast. I find that I get easily swayed into different mind sets and sadly have found myself wanting what the majority wants.School being only 1 of the major ongoing debates that I think about constantly, from the many decisions I'm somehow forced to make. I'm beginning to really like where my I mentally am. Yes, there are the minor adjustments and tweeks that I'll probably make, but for now I'm going to stick with it.

hmm i'm also debating starting a photoblog, or maybe even turning this one into one.

It's also been 2 weeks and 1 day. I'm super proud of myself, I think i'll celebrate with a flavoured cigar! LOL j/k.

- keither -

UPDATE EXTRAVAGANZA!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:21:39 GMT

This is the first time , in many posts, that i'm actually posting without the main objective of procrastinating. It's feels so WEIRD! j/k. Nah just wanted to do a little update here and there. Maybe even take stock of my life and where I stand right now. maybe. We'll see how far this really gets. Let's hit up some basics shall yee?

SCHOOL (poo!)
...relieved. a little disappointed, but mainly relieved. I'm glad that mid-term season is over for now. I passed each and every one, this semester was the toughest cause the courses are absolutely brutal. Let's just say, in a very optimistic way, that it's just laying grounds for my academic comeback . due. DEC.2006. LOL. Dang..another promise.

HEALTH.
-finally went to the gym yesterday with Aleya and Ange. I forgot how much i missed the treadmill. The ones at Tait are faced towards a huge window, overlooking the garbage dump that is YORK! j/k. It's not dirty...it's just like running into an alley way...which can provide some motivation if you pretend you're being chased by some maniac..so it all works out really well. I've also dropped the cigs. For now....it's been a week..COLD turkey...and i haven't been craving much at all. I've been bitter though, but that's a good thing, cause it's normal LOL.

WORK
...i am currently unemployed, but given my academic status as of right now, additional time spent toward a job would not be the best decision. It is afterall how I got into this muck that is my LIFE j/k. I just need like ridalin (sp?). if i had said drug..i PROBABLY would've been able to know how to spell, SEE, SEE what i'm missing out on!.

THE REST
Went to Windsy for Halloween, had a blast, LAME-ASS costume though. sailor/vest and hat. MEH. next year i'll go all out, and i don't care who gets hurt. Ummmm SANTA CLAUSE PARADE on the 19th of NOV. I've never been in all of my glorious 20 years, so imma drag anyone who's willing to go, and those who are un-willing too, don't think i've forgotten about you! SILLY! LOL. ANd yeah, somehow desperately attempt to re-create some childhood memories.

until then ta ta!

what if?

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:50:23 GMT

just some sad questions:

what if you spent most of you life finding out who you are, and then at the end didn't like it?

what if you thought you finally resolved the issue to one of your biggest problems, and then found out it wasn't b/c of the issue in the first place?

oh so emo.

don't worry y'all...it's gonna be raging.
i have been watching too much laguna beach
i have 3 mid-terms this week, including one on a lovely saturday night
on sunday i will explode into a million pieces
on monday i will do it all again.

keith

Fall 2006 Update.

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:31:27 GMT

h'ok! Folks and the like. Get your faces started for another one of my lurvvely posts!. Heh? you excited? you should be. I mean, come one, this is MY life we're talking about. wow, cocky right out of the barnyard gates. So, once again it's been a while since my last post. Which means I am procrastinating. I've also tricked myself into believing that blogging is just a warm-up exercise (typing and writing) for what I hope to be the start of my Essay. It's shockingly worth 40%. I say "shockingly" b/c i completely forgot that it was, and have placed most of my attention towards a stats assignment that is at most worth only 5-8%. I also don't like writing essays and this one is probably the hardest because it's apart of one my required courses for my program, so it's really hard to b/s through it. It has nothing to do with how I feel or what other ppl feel, it's almost like writing an essay for math. What's there is there and you just have to piece it together somehow.

In lighter news, my job at the york u bookstore has finally ended, and i got this sweet pay cheque. unfortunately 1/2 of it is going towards my visa bill, and the other half is going to savings. POO!. In the long run , I sacrifice a lot of hours of studying, but let's be real here, I probably sacrificed more hours of procrastinating if anything. I should be applying for a new job, but I'm SO behind in school right now, doing so just doesn't feel right.

I realize that in my previous posts, more towards the beginning, I tended to complain a lot about the little things in life, certain occurences with strangers, funny and crappy things that happened to me. And what i realize now, is that I don't really notice these things anymore, or i don't make a big shit out of them, or just maybe they don't really happen anymore. I really don't know, all of them seem quite viable to be true. And what my point is, is that...i don't have one. LOL.

okay time for my essay!. HAMMER TIME!

NEWS UPDATE: SOME PPL STILL SUCK!

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:45:40 GMT

..the sweetness in having a temporary job is knowing that one day i'll be able to "accidentally" bump into previous rude customers, spilling some nice hot coffee on them or even the expensive books they purchased and waited hours to get...and not be fired cause i am not longer an employee .yes it is unlikely that i will remember or even see those faces again...but entertaining the thought keeps me happy...and it's all about me right now folks.

Today i saw and quite possible met the rudest and sneekyest customer EVER. She was snide with her remarks and acted like a fat little baby. She was a grad student so i expected some sort of maturity..BUT NO. so that taught me that no matter how old or far you are in your education, you can stil be a nasty old bitch.

Nasty old bitch: when will the book come in?
info lady: 3-4 weeks
Nasty old bitch: do you know how long my course is?
info lady: ummm no
Nasty old bitch: it's 9 weeks, now you see how ridiculous that statement is.
info lady: i'm sorry that's just the way it is, esp. w/ books that are optional.

HOW FUCKING SNEEKY!. The statement was true, not ridiculous. The only thing ridiculous was her whole attitude and her decision to wear tight jogging pants with that flabby ass!.

and rant over.

have a luverly one! LOL.

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:41:53 GMT

things that are definite, as of this moment:

I definitely spray painted in my basement
I definitely did not open a window
I defintely smell the horrible fumes
I definitely should have sprayed outside

possible work of art exhibition on tomorrow's entry.

work is SO slow and boring, it makes me really paranoid and tired. I should buy books for upcoming school year before my money runs out. I don't get a discount, I haven't checked but it's York U. I need to get student card with snazzy new photo. I need to buy most of my books used to save money. Books are such a rip off.

- saw the movie accepted yesterday with Sarah, Chris, Hayl and Tiffany. One of the funniest movies i've seen in a while. I demanded for a "Battle Royale" after the movie, found out what it was, and promptly cancelled it. Still need to see Step Up and LIttle Miss Sunshine.

so grey.

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:40:09 GMT

- outside weather is making me tired, i've had 5 diet cokes and none of them have perked me up
- had an advil , and took a afternoon nap, best nap in a long time, but i woke up pretending to push a button on my imaginary camera
- after months and months of saying I will clean up my room, it's still messy as ever, i've decided to just say that i'm gonna mess it up from now on
- went downtown again, I really like it there and how not everything closes by 9pm. Went with Tara and Hayl and found the best dumpling restaurant on Earth. "dumpling house rest. near Dundas and Spadina. Made the excessive walking worth it.
- then went to a bar in kensington market called "last tempation", and have decided to try and enjoy my own patio as much as possible
- there is a dead bird on my picnic table preventing me from doing so, dad wants me to contact "west nile authorities", but can't get a hold of them
- celebrated miranda's 20th birthday with a bar b q, unfortch none of us went on fire like the drama i hoped to have somewhat happened LOL.
- got carded at the LCBO, and lady said "well you're not that old", but I never said i was old.
- tried making jello shooters, but used the whole bottle and made jello un "eat"?-able, still had my share though.
- visited the jazz festival in Unionville, t'was okay, am addicted to Starbucks and their SOYA MILK! WHAT WHAT! Can I get an AMEN for dairy beveragest that won't cause le shits!
- was in charge of decorating, self-proclaimed, and decided that long balloons with funny faces would be quite perfect...okay they looked like condoms LOL.
- watched 5 year old movie "Sorority Boys", and once again added another notch on the list of shit movies i've seen
- sunday, another day given to my "relaxing"
- i am admiitingly listening to some of Christina Aguilera's new songs, and must say I like them for now. DAMNIT! LOL.

whatever. eat. my shorts. hugs and kisses all around.

keith.

new changes are bound to happen.

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:47:21 GMT

So today was a very relaxing and mundane Saturday. I can't really say that anything of signifigance occured. I finished some books or 1 and a 1/2, that i have been meaning to read for a while. I found this really cool used book store on Yonge, yes out of the 4 million of them, I found one where I think i'll be going to several times over. One of the books I read was "And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie and the other one was by J.D. Salinger, I forget the name b/c it's really long and apparently non-memorable. I really wanted to get prepared for the school year, for once be ahead and on top of the game. Unfortch, I lounged, but I think it's good to have some time by myself. NOT LIKE THAT you nasty Folk! LOL.

Yesterday was pretty though. Hit up downtown with Hayl and stumbled upon many things:

- classy new half vest a.k.a. my new emergency classy piece of clothing, nothing says class like the back of your shirt missing
- luverly satin gloves for Hayl
- not all, and probably very few, starbucks washrooms are....clean.
- a giant sized, humungous, bag able to comfortably fit a family of 5 for only 10 bucks
- George Clooney on Spadina, sort of, i wish i had that picture, it's priceless
- the realizations of how much i'm willing to spend money on crap and how i really want to go to U of T, fo the sole fact that it is located downtown.

New job on Monday. Job # 4 pour le summer. I'm worried that I'm not the slightest bit excited or happy about it. Maybe it's b/c orientation starts at 8, and i've spent this whole week waking up around 12. CURSES! It's a short term contract ending at the end of Sept. But the hours are crazy cause it gets really busy around this time, and I'll be at school for a LONG LONG TIME.

I have this new interest in arhitecture and art from the old times. I want to make a shirt made of that and boats or tall ships. We'll see how far this new interest develops.

and off to bed to change my sleeping habits.

so long

lurve for my ghetto celebs / happenings

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:34:41 GMT

"you know, it's a hard pill to swallow, when they tell you you strange, and you ain't hot, within a blink of an eye, they got on what you got, that means Imma BOSS!". intro to "bossy" by Kelis.

*Kelis: one of today's most ghettoest gals out there, a notch above lil kim, and a couple below Whitney "crack-ass" Houston.

Oh Kelis, ever since you came out with "I hate you so much", I knew you would come out with some great ghetto thangs that will surely become classics and maybe one day, if you continue doing what you do, lullabys. If within 10 years parents aren't singing "milkshake" to their little boys and girls before they lay to bed, well then i'll be damned! DAMNED I TELL YOU!

.weekend.

Friday : last day @ warehouse, got a snazzy shirt (*barf*), that they wanted me to wear to Caribana, sorry y'all , i didn't get a chance to go.
watched Taladega Nights which was better than i expected, and then You, Me and Dupree which i sort of slept through after regretting watching it after the first 15 mins.

Saturday: slept in for friggin once, go bussed it dt to the harbourfront with heatheritus, boarded philly's boat cruise, and boated we did. I love boats, and am really close to making paper ones and floating them in my bath tub, but will not cause i am unfortunately 20 and mature.

Sunday: went dt again, sister bought my some new clothes for threads so i won't be walking around looking "2005". LOL. j/k. Saw mirpadoodle's sister @ starbucks, left b/c it was too cold, (i'm not used to this air-conditioning), and found out that if i stayed i would've seen one of the wayans brothers the younger one i think. I don't care for them too much , but back a while ago me an hayley had plans to go celebrity hunting d/t and that might've fulfilled that somewhat of a dream. Then met up with the green team, went to demetre's, settled for some sorbet cause of my lactose intolerancy, waiter spoke to me as if i was 5 years old, and then we promptly left.

Monday: trying to get my shat together for the upcoming school year, also trying to clean the house but am not successful, yet. Also debating going jogging later this evening when it cools down. In prep for a possible half marathon I may run in the fall, I doubt it but i'm sure the "training" won't hurt.

- off this whole week thanks to york u and their untimely changes
- york movie filming on thursday, i don't get to say any words though, i just get to stand there and look pretty, which you all know i'm such a pro at .
- beer fest next weekend? peut etre

fin.

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:36:08 GMT

"I think, in the end, even if all was said and done, things would be the same."

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:44:16 GMT

eep! It's coming!
The silly games must stop.
I HAVE to grow up.

I MUST BE STOPPED!

well....not quite yet.
and I don't mean forever!. LOL

the weekend.

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:15:19 GMT

Ever since I've started working..which is kind of hard to say when since it's been sketchy,I've loved and appreciated the weekend so much more. So this weekend was pretty fun-tastic.

- friday got all packed and ready for camping
- got excessively drunk and passed out in "the woods"..or side of the road
- tried to create drama, but most of my scheming plans never materialized
- everything embarassing i tried to pull on others, somehow fell on me..how's that for karma.
- beached it in some questionable water, but got to wear my sailor hat!
- puked here and there LOL. ie. the tent that everyone slept in. my bad
- night walking on the beach/park with other weird folk, like guy that followed us to park
- made some fellow camper friends, ie. girl w/ crutches who brought me back to the tent
- ie. ppl across from us who were from scarborough and played loud and sometimes annoying music
- lourdes does a great shakira/elvis/they're the same person now interpretation
- played with fire
- tossed everyone's salad LOL. what?I literally did!
- took artisitic photos...? those better not appear anywhere!
- slept on a weird angle, now my shoulder muscles hurt everytime I laugh or breath deeply
- ditched by dad and his girlfriend to go to ribfest, which was okay cause i was full
- went downtown and met up with sarah and christine
- ate quiznooooo's .So Good.
- Italy beat France in world cup, FRANCE COME ON! I was on your side, but you know i'll have to switch cause i don't hang out with losers LOL j/k
- saw...movie..i think called..Scanning darkly, pretty cool but sad.
- hit up mc dee's for a cheeseburger...then a vanilla cone. and then some mcnuggets cause i wanted to get what everyone else was eating
- GO bus home and it's right now.

should be sleeping and getting my safety shoes ready, for the upcoming work week =( boo.
hopefully no more overtime. Or i'll puke at work too LOL.